ARLINGTON,TX – Chris Alvares, a Texas-based student, self-proclaimed Flash expert and developer of the quiz-based applications MusicApp, Four Squared and WikiQui, has launched Passion, a new iPhone app that claims to measure how good one is in bed.

On his website, Alvares tries to explain the need for such a device. “Ever wondered if how well you compared to other people during sex, well now you can with Passion. This iPhone application measures how well you perform during sex, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest. Then you can go online and see how well you did against the rest of the world.”

While one hopes for technical skills that far surpassing the written, young Alvares does a little better trying to explain how it works.

“Passion works by using all of the iPhone’s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.”

Which pocket, Alvares does not say. Passion requires an internet connection the first time you use the application and when submitting scores, and is supported by the iPhone 2G, 3G and 3GS. There is no iPod touch support at this time.

Chris Alvares, a Texas-based student, self-professed Flash expert and developer of the quiz-based applications MusicApp, Four Squared and WikiQui, has launched Passion, a new iPhone app that claims to measure how good one is in bed. It sells for $4.99, the pricier end of the app scale.

On his website, Alvares tries to explains the need for such a device. “Ever wondered if how well you compared to other people during sex, well now you can with Passion. This iPhone application measures how well you perform during sex, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest. Then you can go online and see how well you did against the rest of the world.”

While one hopes for technical skill that far surpass his written, young Alvares does a little better explaining how it works.

“Passion works by using all of the iPhone’s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.”

Which pocket, Alvares does not say. Passion requires an internet connection the first time you use the application and when submitting scores, and is supported by the iPhone 2G, 3G and 3GS. There is no iPod touch support at this time.

Passion sells for $4.99, the pricier end of the app scale.