If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve got upwards of ten different business cards still lurking around the house, visible reminders of jobs past, projects past, and more often than not, best intentions gone bust.

But maybe the problem was with the business cards. Ever thought of that?

Apparently, others have. There’s even a website, YourBusinessCardSucks.com, that, despite its inflammatory URL (and who are we to complain about inflammatory website names?), showcases the best, and worst, of business card design.

The latest post to the site is a doozy. We’re not sure whether this guy is putting us on, but we couldn’t take our eyes off his spiel. It made us feel small, to say the least, and more than a little ashamed of our new business cards, which we thought were pretty cool until we saw this video.

Back to the drawing board. 🙁