SIMI VALLEY, Calif. – What do you get when you take a few dozen scantily-clad adult starlets and let them loose on the links with foursomes and moresomes of good-natured golfers for a day of frivolity and charity fundraising?

The 13th Annual Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament; the all-day golfing event, charity auction and dinner benefits the Skylar Neil Foundation, a nonprofit children’s cancer charity

organization founded by Motley Crüe frontman Vince Neil, in loving memory of his daughter that passed away from cancer in 1995. The Skylar Neil Foundation has donated millions of dollars in grants and awards, to fund research and breakthrough work in the areas of cancer, HIV/AIDS and other diseases.

Bloody Marys at 9:30 a.m. are a requirement, especially when you don’t usually roll out of bed until noon. But starlets that turned out for this year’s tourney were bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, and anxious to work the holes for a good cause. Vivid contract star Nikki Jane was the Princess of Putters; her caddy services were auctioned for $2,000 to one lucky group of golfers. Other adult ingénues included Lexi Love, Veronica Rayne, Dana Dearmond, Faye Reagan, Sinnamon Love, Kitten, and Heather Slaughter, as well as Hooter girls and Jagermeister babes in abundance.

Hole sponsors included Hustler Hollywood stores, adult production company Evil Angel, Déjà Vu Showgirls, Jagermeister, Pearl Vodka, Vince Neil’s own Tres Rios Tequila, Hooters, and Galaxy Publicity, among others.

Back at the clubhouse, during the post-play cocktail hour, sexy adult star Sunny Lane emceed a lively live auction with schwag provided by auction service company Bang the Gavel. Also seen in queuing up at the In-N-Out Burger mobile commando food coach; Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hoff, adult icon Ron Jeremy, director/producer Cousin Stevie, classic adult star Randy West and adult personality James Bartholet.

Though this year’s turnout was a little light compared to previous years, undoubtedly due to the global economic meltdown, the golfers and girls that came out for the tourney stepped up to contribute their time and money. Many charities are notoriously shy to accept help from the adult industry; maybe one positive aspect of the financial fallout is the realization that adult money is as green as anyone else’s, and other nonprofits should take heed. Given the opportunity, adult industry members have big hearts, especially when it involves children or the less-fortunate, and they show up to donate and participate.

And props to TJ Martell Foundation, which helps organize the tournament every year – Lost Canyons Golf Club also deserves a hearty helping of kudos for being decidedly unstuffy and providing accommodations for a rockin’ event.

Photos: Joanne Cachapero